The Fridge door is open...

Well it's just like your fridge at home really, except that the interior light is broken and there is probably more mould. So have a poke around and help yourself. First, there's the top shelf (which like all good top shelves) will have all the best bits, and your mum will not be pleased if she catches you looking. Then there is the middle shelf - full of the useful bits, and finally the bottom shelf which contains stuff that you no longer recognise or can't understand how it ever got in here.

Ok enough fridge metaphors, bearing in mind this blog has nothing to do with food, except maybe some trifle, which is extreme...