Help us save Xmas!!!

The news from Lapland is not good. Not only has Santa’s sleigh failed its MOT but apparently deep fried Reindeer has been so popular at the Copenhagen summit that Rudolph had to take a bullet. The carbon footprint of freighting Rudolph and friends by refrigerated truck has apparently been offset by taking caramelised polar bear off the menu.

The prospect of Santa being grounded is unthinkable. Children the world over will sob uncontrollably at the realisation that Xmas morning won’t be spent wasting pimps and hoes on their new Xbox. The only slight mercy in all of this mess is that the Joe McElderry CD won’t arrive either.

Unless we act now Santa may spiral into a life of Elf sex and crystal meth. Admittedly this would be fun to watch but we feel we owe it to the bearded one, even if the presents when we were kids had to be glued together and hand painted and then still looked rubbish.

So we are calling on YOU to help us save Xmas!! In banger rally style we’ve managed to fit Santa with a massive strap on (rocket) to help him get airborne. Only you can help him deliver!

Click here to play JET PAC SANTA!

Everyone who successfully completes the challenge will be entered in to our prize draw for a selection of presents where it was definitely the thought that counted.

MERRY XMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!
Extreme Trifle