Mid-October already and there is so much to celebrate like...er, driving home from work in the dark, the credit crunch, and mince pies appearing in the shops already. You could be forgiven for wanting to escape. So let's all do it, we don't even need to dig a tunnel and crawl through a minefield. Join us on the Great Extreme Trifle Escapeaway with lots of marvellous distractions to cheer you up. As usual we've tried to keep things cheap as oven chips so even Madonna or an Icelandic banker can afford to come. So here is the line up for the next couple of months:
Moped Mayhem
Originally set for September 20th, the sun was shining, the teams were throttle happy chappies until the insurers proved just why they will never get a job at Del Monte by saying "NO". Having passed on our feedback that they had most definitely not quoted us happy we've set about trying to rearrange for November so keep those peds at the ready.
Rev it.
Drac Attack!
Truly a "monster" New Year's Eve party where your host is...DRACULA!
You've seen him on the telly, you've seen him in your nightmares, now you can go mash it up in his crib. Think mania, think Transylvania. So long as Buffy doesn't turn up it's going to be a stonker. Sort of a Murder Mystery only without the mystery. It was him with the bloody great fangs what done it!
Bite me
Rickshaw Rampage
Last call for mayhem of the third wheel (for this year at least). If you think Dracula is scary try driving a rickshaw in downtown Chennai. It's bum-clenching stuff, even more so once you've had a few curries. The original rickshaw challenge takes place again over New Year so grab a team mate and get in quick.
Tuk itPiste & Broke
All hail the return of World class rallying in bottom of the class MOT failures. More mud, ice and snow with a sprinkling of ex-Soviet military installations and the worst cuisine this side of a microwave hamburger. And yes, it could be minus 20c, but if beer gives you a blanket then Estonian black balsam gives you a double duvet with leg warmers. In England, if it snows things stop. In the Baltics they go faster, and sideways...
Serve it on iceand then there was the one we prepared earlier...
Car Trek: The Search for Uranus
Trek: Status update - mission aborted due to extreme drunkeness on The Bridge. The good news is we found Uranus on day one. The bad news, it's in Belgium. Our disappointment soon turned to joy however on arrival in Albania, as far out-of-this-world as you can get in Europe and the No. 1 destination for x-rated comedy place names.
Beam me up
Still tons to come in 2009 of course involving 4 continents including Europe, Africa, Asia and the Americas. Some of it will happen, some of it won't. I mean it's not like we know what we are doing...
For the full line up of events go to
www.extremetrifle.com
1 comment:
Ok, so if this is the Fridge where is the cheese?
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