It’s like this see, I had a few Stella’s and I was on ebay right and there was this van and I sort of hit a few buttons and well………

Well guys here it is, rather like getting hammered and waking up the next morning thinking you’ve pulled the girl of your dreams only to wake up to the faint aroma of tuna and find a 60 year old reject from Fat Friends snuggling up to you! Seriously though and using the same analogy, it’s a short term thing, we only have to slip inside her a couple of times a day for 6 weeks or so, as long as none of your mates find out it’s all good!

Hugs, the bald one xx